Breaking: Montana and North Dakota secede, join Canada

Butte, MO (Wasturn Standurd Wire): The states of Montana and North Dakota have seceded from the United States and joined Canada as the 11th and 12th provinces. By Canadian nomenclature law, they will be renamed “Siksikia” and “Lakota.” Greg Gianforte, formerly the Governor of Montana, and Kelly Armstrong, former Governor of North Dakota, announced the […]