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Butte, MO (Wasturn Standurd Wire): The states of Montana and North Dakota have seceded from the United States and joined Canada as the 11th and 12th provinces. By Canadian nomenclature law, they will be renamed “Siksikia” and “Lakota.” Greg Gianforte, formerly the Governor of Montana, and Kelly Armstrong, former Governor of North Dakota, announced the […]

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News for 1 April 2023 I have something amazing to report. After doing my own extensive research on the Internets, that proves Graham Hancock’s theory of an ancient civilization is wrong. In fact, it’s just repackaging of stories by fantasy writers like Robert E. Howard and H.P. Lovecraft. Ardia: our extraterrestrial origin My research, conducted […]

Words during quarantine-time

This is one of those times that clarifies the word surreal. To qualify: I’m neither in quarantine nor isolation. I have no symptoms. I have not been near anyone with symptoms. I have not travelled in over a month. The whole family is healthy and safe. But life is certainly different. Driving to the grocery […]